I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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