Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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