think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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