Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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