dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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