no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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