So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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