Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My dick has a subreddit
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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