is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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