Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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