I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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