He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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