You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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