dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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