Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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