Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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