i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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