I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
