the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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