I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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