i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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