I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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