Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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