Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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