I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
