RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
what day is it and did you see me today?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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