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kristin has been a bad kristin
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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