just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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