So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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