This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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