I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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