I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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