SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
