oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We’re leaving where are you
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