I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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