just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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