O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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