That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
All I want is dick and wine.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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