but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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