and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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