i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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