Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
