I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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