Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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