Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
