Christians are straight up FREAKS
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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