My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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