it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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