some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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