It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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