i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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